Well, I'm super tired, and actually crashed for about a half an hour while attempting to watch "Saturday Night Live," so I'm not going to play with sizing my picture. Be prepared for a template-ruining picture (I swear when I figure out the proper percentages I'll adjust those I didn't bother to adjust):

This is where the magic DOESN'T happen. Maybe because I'm the kind of guy that puts flowers and Godzilla together ABOVE MY BED! (The picture on the far left is the Big G tromping through Portland, Oregon, where I used to live).

Adios, amoebas, and have a good night!